'Monsters and Critics' reports that Salma Hayek [photos] is using an "industrial-size breast pump" to lose her baby weight.
Our first reaction: Well, of course, she's using an industrial-size breast pump, have you seen those puppies?
The paper says that Hayek, who gave birth to her first child, Valentina, is resorting to extreme measures after friends told her breastfeeding is the best way to shed post-pregnancy pounds.
"Salma has been pumping and freezing endless amounts of breast milk," it quotes a friend "When she's not feeding Valentina, she's hooked up to an industrial-size breast pump."
However, she doesn't seem to be having much luck: "Whatever she does, she still can't drop the extra pounds."