Craig Ferguson and Puppet Shark Announce He Will Host 'Shark Week': [ send to a friend ]
Craig Ferguson's puppet Shark took over 'The Late Late Show' last night to announce that the comedian would be hosting Discovery Channel's popular 'Shark Week'.
"Hello everyone, my name is Brian," said the Shark. "I've got some very exciting news. As you may or may not know, the Discovery Channel -- an excellent channel much better than CBS that it features lots of animals eating other animals, kind of my thing really. Well, the Discovery Channel is 25 years old this week. Yes, I know."
"But I love the Discovery Channel because every year they have something called Shark Week. And Shark Week is just the kind of programming I enjoy. It has lots of Sharks. The good news is that Shark Week this year will be hosted by Craig Ferguson!"
"But wait I hear you saying in your puny human voices. Well, Craig works on CBS. How could he be involved in the Discovery Channel.. it's a completely different company. Well, lawyers figured it out! They're the real sharks, am I right ladies and gentlemen?"
"Anyway, here's the deal. Craig Ferguson is going to host Shark Week. He has to go to the Bahamas and dive with sharks. and this is where i come in... I call on all the sharks in all the oceans all across the world."
"All the sharks, I call on all of them to meet me in the Bahamas and let's eat this douchebag once and for all... Then finally we can get Craig Kilborn back!"