Inspired By Jim Carrey, Kathy Griffin Professes Love For Justin Bieber: [ send to a friend ]
Taking a cue from Jim Carrey's love letter to Emma Stone, Kathy Griffin has made her own video.
The comedian and 'My Life on the D-List' professes her love for Justin Bieber.
"Justin Bieber, I want you to know you are all the way beautiful," she begins, "even with those lesbian bangs -- but that is not any diss to the LGBT community."
"You're smart and kind-hearted. That's kind of an assumption but you seem nice."
"If I could, I would marry you. Oh, that's actually not true. It's messy, Justin. There's a distribution of assets... We would just go steady."
"We would have kids if I even have one egg left... but I doubt it Justin, we're going to have to adopt."
"If want to go camping with you... that's not true, I'm afraid if I were to go camping bugs will crawl up my naughty parts and lay eggs. I've put a lot of thought into. Just trust me, we should just get a hotel."
"And the sex — whoo — it's going to be weird."