Ray Romano just celebrated hid 25th wedding anniversary.
But the comedian jokes that he doesn't see his marriage lasting more than another two years.
"Here's the thing: I figure we have two years left," Romano tells Letterman. "I've run the numbers."
"From what I've seen, from what I've witnessed, two years and she's out of there. I'll tell you why. This is the exact reason how I came to this."
"We're sitting in the kitchen. Quite time. It was nice. I was on my laptop. She's reading a book and I'm emailing a friend. And she just puts the book down, looks at me and goes 'I can't stand the way you type.'"
"Seriously. If we're at the point that my typing is annoying her... how long is it till 'You blink like an a--hole?'"