Will Ferrell, on 'Conan' to promote his new movie 'The Campaign', is inconsolable over the break-up of Kristen Stewart [photos] and Robert Pattinson.
"I don't know if there was anything I could've done to prevent it," says Ferrell. "I don't know what it means to the 'Twilight' franchise. I just don't know."
After Conan tries to console him that everything will be fine, Ferrell replies: "It's not going to be fine, ever! Never going to be fine. What they had was so special, you don't even know!"
"She is a trampire. That's what she is. She is a trampire," he screams.