Sharon Osbourne Tells Letterman About Prince Harry's Big 'Schlong'
"He's stunning. He is so stunning. I've actually met him and he's so funny," began Osbourne. "I was at Buckingham palace and I wanted to go to the bathroom and I said to him 'would you watch my bag while I go to the loo' and he said 'F--k off!'" When Letterman inquired why, she replied: "Because I asked a prince to watch my handbag while I went to the loo and he wasn't having it. What a fabulous answer," she laughed as she clarified it was "in jest." The 'America's Got Talent' judge then explained how great it must be to be a handsome price with a big 'schlong.'" "And how fabulous to be a prince, to be handsome," she said, "to have a big old schlong and throw it all over the place." "I don't know whether the picture was enhanced but it looks quite fabulous," quipped Osbourne, referring to Prince Harry nude in Las Vegas. "Fabulous. What a life. Doesn't have to work, opens things, cuts ribbons, puts bottles on boats and blesses everyone. And then goes throwing his schlong around," she said while making exaggerated hand gestures. "What a life, right?"
Sharon Osbourne joined David Letterman last night and recalled a night at the Buckingham palace where she asked Prince Harry to watch her purse.
August 28, 2012 | |
